BOROUGH UP, BURROW DOWN

SOCIALLY AWKWARD MONSTER WANTS TO SIT AT THE COOL KIDS’ LUNCH TABLE. “Hi guys! Can I, uhhh, is there enough room, errr I mean, is these seat taken? I have Gushers, do you want some??”
#monsters #monsdar #awkward #teenagers #schoolsucks

My lil bro left his T-shirt on the bedpost. When he returned for it, the shirt had turned into a BIRDMONSTER!!!
#monsters #monsdar #facesininanimateobjects #imagination #transformation #birds

BABY ALIEN MONSTER’S SPACEPOD LEFT WITHOUT HIM AND NOW HE’S SCARED ON THE STREETS OF BUSHWICK. I told him how to get his bearings by looking for the Empire State Building (that way is WEST!). But NYC must be so overwhelming when spacepods are all you know. #monsters #monsdar #Bushwick #Brooklyn #facesininanimateobjects #faces #imagination

Wait, what? Is someone in Bushwick experimenting with clothesline art now?! Or is this just another instance of my overly-associative brain seeing things that aren’t there? (you know, like my MoNsTeRs.)

The Bean tries to feign excitement for hockey; fails. #redwings #blackhawks #wepreferfútbol

LOL #Bushwick! Do you think there’s any correlation between this MacGuyver’ed garden and the fact that yesterday was “large trash day” pickup? I am proud to live among such resourceful neighbors. #reuse #recycle #repurpose #garden #brooklyn #DIY #MacGuyver #dumpsterdiving

Lens flares to match Jules’ shirt! Thanks, iPhone!

She glows!

Pro Brooklyn skill: Climb wobbly 100-year-old ladder to rooftop while carrying at least two beverages and probably a hoodie for someone. Emerge from roof-portal without spilling a drop! #ridgewood #bushwick #TarBeach #TopYard

Thank goodness that Jules is a Knight in Shining Armor, because SOME PEOPLE are just standing around drinking strawberry margaritas.

#Ridgewood #Bushwick #rooftops #chutesandladders #cincodemayo

Sometimes it’s just really hard to get out of a hole. We’ve all been there.

#rooftops #climbing #chutesandladders #tequila

It’s so intrusive, how paparazzi will hound ‘celebs’ who are just trying to ‘step out’ to Starbucks or Pilates class or, umm, refill their strawberry margarita or whatever, but Heidi’s always been really gracious about it. Don’t hate the player, hate the game and Us Weekly.
#ridgewood #bushwick #rooftops #celebs #paparazzi #tabloids #NYC #badassery

The very very good life: Garden lurk! And our booze is healthy! Because it’s 60% fresh mango, watermelon, lime, and/or strawberries. Yup that’s how it works.

#ridgewood #bushwick #cincodemayo #BBQ #NYC #citylife #summertime #fuckyeahbackyards!

Because it’s her birthday, and she can do what she wants!
#vogue #fabulous #Imaread #Imaread #Imaread #Ridgewood #Bushwick #NYC #rooftops #cincodemayo #likeaboss

The little Puerto Rican girls next door were VERY interested in how our BBQ was going. They were hamming and doing dances for us, but when we acknowledged them and waved, they would squeal and run away… to reappear 10 seconds later, of course! #Ridgewood #Bushwick #BBQ #cincodemayo #kids #neighbors #citylife #NYC