#portjefferson at #sunset

#portjefferson at #sunset

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Watch the gap, mind the gap. Transferring at Jamaica, #Queens, #LIRR. I’m going to the beeeeeeeach!  
#train #rail #passengers #humansofNY #nyc

Watch the gap, mind the gap. Transferring at Jamaica, #Queens, #LIRR. I’m going to the beeeeeeeach!
#train #rail #passengers #humansofNY #nyc

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Do not leave your birds unattended! A vicious predator is on the loose!  
#birds #cats #fangs #trouble #thebean

Do not leave your birds unattended! A vicious predator is on the loose!
#birds #cats #fangs #trouble #thebean

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Special guest MoNsTeR straight from the shores of Lake Superior! I got my dad on the monsters tip now and he’s been finding them everywhere. ©Dad. I love this monster’s bashful lil doughboy smile! #monsters #facesinplaces #iseefaces #pareidolia #rocks #geology

Special guest MoNsTeR straight from the shores of Lake Superior! I got my dad on the monsters tip now and he’s been finding them everywhere. ┬ęDad. I love this monster’s bashful lil doughboy smile! #monsters #facesinplaces #iseefaces #pareidolia #rocks #geology

IT’S A BITER!!!  
This MoNsTeR was discovered while I was teaching a young cuzzin how to make earrings, using my dad’s old nature slides and some jump rings. She decided to juxtapose standing-up sandhill cranes with dual hogsnakes, which I thought was totally badass for an 11yo. 
Anyways, here’s our alligator? crocodile? aka needlenose pliers. Remember that MoNsTeRs are always in our midst!  
#monsters #facesinplaces #iseefaces #pareidolia #chompers #biter #pliers #tools

IT’S A BITER!!!
This MoNsTeR was discovered while I was teaching a young cuzzin how to make earrings, using my dad’s old nature slides and some jump rings. She decided to juxtapose standing-up sandhill cranes with dual hogsnakes, which I thought was totally badass for an 11yo.
Anyways, here’s our alligator? crocodile? aka needlenose pliers. Remember that MoNsTeRs are always in our midst!
#monsters #facesinplaces #iseefaces #pareidolia #chompers #biter #pliers #tools

Elephant MoNsTeR lives directly below the aforementioned SlobberMonster, and together they keep the place on lockdown.   #facesinplaces #pareidolia #iseefaces #chelsea #loft #door #locks

Elephant MoNsTeR lives directly below the aforementioned SlobberMonster, and together they keep the place on lockdown. #facesinplaces #pareidolia #iseefaces #chelsea #loft #door #locks

Like a dog on a hot summer’s day, this MoNsTeR simply cannot keep its tongue in its mouth. I therefore christen him SLOBBERMONSTER.
Discovered in a washroom in one of those west Chelsea studio/gallery loft buildings with the neverending hallways of white walls and steel doors.

#monsters #pareidolia #iseefaces #facesinplaces #chelsea #NYC #gallerycrawl #locks

Like a dog on a hot summer’s day, this MoNsTeR simply cannot keep its tongue in its mouth. I therefore christen him SLOBBERMONSTER.

Discovered in a washroom in one of those west Chelsea studio/gallery loft buildings with the neverending hallways of white walls and steel doors.

#monsters #pareidolia #iseefaces #facesinplaces #chelsea #NYC #gallerycrawl #locks

A jolly whale somehow made it into my rye bread from Grimaldi’s Bakery! Pretty sneaky. He’s laughing at my reaction to finding a whale in my bread, probably. #monsters #facesinplaces #iseefaces #pareidolia #whale #seacreatures #bread #grimaldis #ridgewood #ridgewoodny #Queens #food

A jolly whale somehow made it into my rye bread from Grimaldi’s Bakery! Pretty sneaky. He’s laughing at my reaction to finding a whale in my bread, probably. #monsters #facesinplaces #iseefaces #pareidolia #whale #seacreatures #bread #grimaldis #ridgewood #ridgewoodny #Queens #food

Receptionist MoNsTeR will be with you in just a moment!   

#telephone #onhold #businesstime #monsters #facesinplaces #iseefaces #pareidolia #bushwick #brooklyn #sidewalk 

(YUP I’m working through a monster backlog right now!)

Receptionist MoNsTeR will be with you in just a moment!

#telephone #onhold #businesstime #monsters #facesinplaces #iseefaces #pareidolia #bushwick #brooklyn #sidewalk

(YUP I’m working through a monster backlog right now!)

This MoNsTeR is yawning because he has a boring job: doorman for the TP stash at Dumont. You could even say that his job really stinks!

#monsters #facesinplaces #pareidolia #williamsburg #brooklyn #dumont #latergram

This MoNsTeR is yawning because he has a boring job: doorman for the TP stash at Dumont. You could even say that his job really stinks!

#monsters #facesinplaces #pareidolia #williamsburg #brooklyn #dumont #latergram

One-legged MoNsTeR is chased by an angry hornet!  
#monsters #facesinplaces #pareidolia #sidewalk #bushwick #Brooklyn

One-legged MoNsTeR is chased by an angry hornet!
#monsters #facesinplaces #pareidolia #sidewalk #bushwick #Brooklyn

Here’s my neighbor’s rooftop getting zapped during last night’s big storm! So… don’t stand on roofs during lightning storms, bro! 
#thunderstorm #lightning #ridgewoodny #NYC #storm #weather #zap! #electricity #nature #srsbiznis

Here’s my neighbor’s rooftop getting zapped during last night’s big storm! So… don’t stand on roofs during lightning storms, bro!
#thunderstorm #lightning #ridgewoodny #NYC #storm #weather #zap! #electricity #nature #srsbiznis

Lovers. Friends. Strangers.   
#candid #cityatnight #nyc #lincolncenter #younglove #romance #summernights #peopleofnewyork

Lovers. Friends. Strangers.
#candid #cityatnight #nyc #lincolncenter #younglove #romance #summernights #peopleofnewyork

I love how the fountain alternates between crescendos and diminuendos, as if it is being guided by an orchestra conductor tucked just out of sight, spurred on by the oooh’s and ahhh’s of the crowd that’s just as enthusiastic as the orchestra patrons who can afford $150 to see the orchestra that performs *within* Lincoln Center’s walls….
That is a job I would like to have. Anonymous conductor of grand artistic fountains! #lincolncenter #NYC #art #orchestra #conductor #invisiblemusic #silhouettes #publicspaces #publicart #fountain #cityatnight #UWS #summernights #urban #candid #citylife #humans #water #joy

The fountain at #LincolnCenter on a hot summer night is total photo bait. I like the people on the right who kicked off their sandals to feel the mist on their toes.  

#NYC #Manhattan #UWS #cityatnight #silhouettes #fountain #candid #urban #publicspaces #NYCatnight #nofilter

The fountain at #LincolnCenter on a hot summer night is total photo bait. I like the people on the right who kicked off their sandals to feel the mist on their toes.

#NYC #Manhattan #UWS #cityatnight #silhouettes #fountain #candid #urban #publicspaces #NYCatnight #nofilter