For once an airplane I was on flew right over Manhattan before landing at JFK! 
Also featuring the Bronx, Queens, a tiny wedge of Brooklyn, the bridge Chris Christie fucked with (top left corner), Midtown being obnoxious even from space, a dark Central Park. 
#NYC #aerial #airplane #cityscapes #triborough #eastriver

For once an airplane I was on flew right over Manhattan before landing at JFK!
Also featuring the Bronx, Queens, a tiny wedge of Brooklyn, the bridge Chris Christie fucked with (top left corner), Midtown being obnoxious even from space, a dark Central Park.
#NYC #aerial #airplane #cityscapes #triborough #eastriver

HAPPY-THE-SNOW-IS-MELTING MONSTER  
#pareidolia #facesinplaces #facesininanimateobjects #ridgewood #ridgewoodny #bushwick #brooklyn #nyc #monsters #snow #winter #sidewalk

HAPPY-THE-SNOW-IS-MELTING MONSTER
#pareidolia #facesinplaces #facesininanimateobjects #ridgewood #ridgewoodny #bushwick #brooklyn #nyc #monsters #snow #winter #sidewalk

"UNISEX SALON", my ass. Everyone knows these places are dudes only. 
#bushwick #barbershop #PR #DR #brooklyn #nyc #mancaves #porhombres

"UNISEX SALON", my ass. Everyone knows these places are dudes only.
#bushwick #barbershop #PR #DR #brooklyn #nyc #mancaves #porhombres

Your eyes aren’t telling lies; this is indeed a HEADBOARD WITH MIRRORS BUILT RIGHT INTO IT. Likely a limited edition from the Liberty Stores’ furniture department ca 1995. It’s waiting for you at Gates & Onderdonk right now. Don’t sleep on this, Ridgewood! (Haha, pun.) AS IF you could sleep when something this fabulous is happening right behind your very head. 

#dumpsterdiving #trashtotreasure #ornate #Victorian #NewAmericanNouveau? #design #YourPinterestWishlist #CurbAlert! #Ridgewood #NYC

Your eyes aren’t telling lies; this is indeed a HEADBOARD WITH MIRRORS BUILT RIGHT INTO IT. Likely a limited edition from the Liberty Stores’ furniture department ca 1995. It’s waiting for you at Gates & Onderdonk right now. Don’t sleep on this, Ridgewood! (Haha, pun.) AS IF you could sleep when something this fabulous is happening right behind your very head.

#dumpsterdiving #trashtotreasure #ornate #Victorian #NewAmericanNouveau? #design #YourPinterestWishlist #CurbAlert! #Ridgewood #NYC

This anon could have scribbled something basic, like “___ has a big ___!!” but instead they wrote a humanizing haiku! Bless ‘em. 

#bathroomgraffiti #Bushwick #haiku #wordsoftheprophets #Brooklyn #NYC

This anon could have scribbled something basic, like “___ has a big ___!!” but instead they wrote a humanizing haiku! Bless ‘em.

#bathroomgraffiti #Bushwick #haiku #wordsoftheprophets #Brooklyn #NYC

TRIPLE PIC SCORE! Tree coral AND it’s 2 #MoNsTeRs (a chomping brontosaurus facing right, or, facing left, a donkey giving you the side-eye). #pareidolia #facesininanimateobjects #facesinplaces #bushwick RidgewoodNY #NYC #blizzard #snow #Rorschsch

TRIPLE PIC SCORE! Tree coral AND it’s 2 #MoNsTeRs (a chomping brontosaurus facing right, or, facing left, a donkey giving you the side-eye). #pareidolia #facesininanimateobjects #facesinplaces #bushwick RidgewoodNY #NYC #blizzard #snow #Rorschsch

Whoa! It’s a Hexacorallia Arbolicus! (Not sure if that’s the *exact* Latin name, but this is definitely some species of TREE CORAL.)
#urbancoralreefs #blizzard #NYC #Bushwick #RidgewoodNY #snow #trees

Whoa! It’s a Hexacorallia Arbolicus! (Not sure if that’s the *exact* Latin name, but this is definitely some species of TREE CORAL.)
#urbancoralreefs #blizzard #NYC #Bushwick #RidgewoodNY #snow #trees

I love this little dude’s mole-face. He looks far too innocent to be behind bars! (#RAZETHEPRISONS) #RidgewoodNY #Bushwick #NYC #snowman #blizzard #snow

I love this little dude’s mole-face. He looks far too innocent to be behind bars! (#RAZETHEPRISONS) #RidgewoodNY #Bushwick #NYC #snowman #blizzard #snow

Having a tiny humble “front yard” needn’t limit your dreams of building a badass Pyramid Snowman! 
#RidgewoodNY #Bushwick #NYC #blizzard #snow #scrappy #snowperson

Having a tiny humble “front yard” needn’t limit your dreams of building a badass Pyramid Snowman!
#RidgewoodNY #Bushwick #NYC #blizzard #snow #scrappy #snowperson

#ThingsImGratefulFor: That I do not live in this building. Can you imagine?! There’s probably four more prams littering the hallway inside. For the litters of babies. #neighbors #ApartmentWoes #ridgewoodny #bushwick #brooklyn #NYC #kids #toomany #carriages #strollers

#ThingsImGratefulFor: That I do not live in this building. Can you imagine?! There’s probably four more prams littering the hallway inside. For the litters of babies. #neighbors #ApartmentWoes #ridgewoodny #bushwick #brooklyn #NYC #kids #toomany #carriages #strollers

These clothes might come in crispy! 
#Ridgewood #RidgewoodNY #laundry #citylife #NYC #winter

These clothes might come in crispy!
#Ridgewood #RidgewoodNY #laundry #citylife #NYC #winter

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CALL HIM “MC MONSTER” CUZ HE’S ON THE MIC! CALL HIM “MIC MONOPOLIZER” CUZ HE’LL NEVER GET OFF IT!

#monstersthatrap #pareidolia #facesininanimateobjects #sidewalk #monsters #rappers

CALL HIM “MC MONSTER” CUZ HE’S ON THE MIC! CALL HIM “MIC MONOPOLIZER” CUZ HE’LL NEVER GET OFF IT!

#monstersthatrap #pareidolia #facesininanimateobjects #sidewalk #monsters #rappers

TERRIFIED TRIPLET MONSTERS

#pareidolia #facesininanimateobjects #hardwarestore #monsters

TERRIFIED TRIPLET MONSTERS

#pareidolia #facesininanimateobjects #hardwarestore #monsters

This monster can’t, you guys— he just CAN’t. Everything in his world is appalling, and good luck convincing him otherwise.   

#monsters #pareidolia #FacesInInanimateObjects #kitchentools

This monster can’t, you guys— he just CAN’t. Everything in his world is appalling, and good luck convincing him otherwise.

#monsters #pareidolia #FacesInInanimateObjects #kitchentools

SKY TERRAIN, deal with it.

#intheairwitheverybody #clouds #clichesofinstagram #ifyoudontlovecloudsyoushouldreexamineyourlife #rightnowisaperfecttimetodoso #JFKairport #NewYork #inflight

SKY TERRAIN, deal with it.

#intheairwitheverybody #clouds #clichesofinstagram #ifyoudontlovecloudsyoushouldreexamineyourlife #rightnowisaperfecttimetodoso #JFKairport #NewYork #inflight